The Painting Was a Gift Todd!

"She wants to be with me"- Franklin
"Hence the restraints."- Talbot

Franklin has become Tara's own version of Kathy Bates in Misery. But also reminded me of Todd from Wedding Crashers. "Let's play tummy sticks." Franklin shows his fangs when Lafayette texts Tara "Bitch where are you?" Franklin tries to wow Tara when he tells her to "watch how fast I can text Mothafucka." I know our own "Laffabrown" thinks he is pretty fast on the bberry, but even he has to tip a cap to Franklin's skills here I would think.
Tara unimpressed David Blaine's out of her restraints only to be tracked down by Cooter. So the wolves are indeed the day time watchers for the vampires.
Tara resorts to conversation as a last resort to reason with Franklin.
Tarah to Franklin- "we need to talk."
Franklin- "don't say that, women say that and everything goes black and I
wake up surrounded by body parts."
He wants to make her his vampire bride and offers to take her to a Shoney's in Vicksburg for her last meal as a human. I checked it out and yup there is a Shoney's Big Boy in Vicksburg MS at 3316 Pemberton Square Blvd.









Love seemed to be in the air this week. We see Terry moving into Arlene's celebrating his move into normality. He has found someone to argue and grow old and fat with. "It's normal and it's happening to me." She's a little crazy but so is Terry as Sam notes, so it works.

Lafayette and Jesus make a love connection. Was funny to see Laffa blush I gotta say.

Jason meanwhile is chompin at the bit to get out in the field. He can't be chained to no desk, he needs him a "cold case" or something. Loved that. He sees the girl from the night of the drug bust and the Dukes of Hazard music kicks in as the car chase ensues. Jason half naked in a squad car Ala Charlie Tweeter from Varsity Blues pulls over Crystal. Not sure what her deal is. All this "there is only today, there is no future for us," has me confused. Lot's of ideas in my head but I'll wait to see what you all have to say.


Jessica is really coming into her own. She's not afraid to use her vampire skills to her advantage like when she glamors the customers so they wouldn't tip Arlene. Tommy sees it and makes his move by putting down Hoyt.
"That's an overgrown 6th grader right there, he's little league...you're
a smokin hot vampire, the majors...Yeah and hell yeah too!"

I have to agree with Tommy on this one. Jessica has looked amazing lately now that she finally got out of the house. Too bad Tommy is owned head to tail by his creepy father. Can their dysfunctional tale be more complex then it looks on the surface?

Glad to see the Packmaster is skinning out of town because he delivered the worst line of the week when he said "Alcide OBEY!" Might as well tell him to roll over and play dead too. WEAK.

Bills file is brought to question before Cooter comes in. Russel summons
the guard for Bill and all of a sudden it's Bill not Lorena who put himself in a
corner. Cooter comes to give Bill some "sexy good news" about Sookie and we see the old Bill snap out of his act and snarl "WHERE IS SOOKIE!?"


Talbot takes Eric on the grand tour and amidst the 16th century Japanese Vampire Erotica he comes across a familiar object. We see Eric as a Viking playboy more concerned with the busty redhead who feeds the goats than his duties as a king's son. But after Russel's wolves slaughter his family he promises his dying father Vengeance. This marks the beginning of Eric's quest to find the man responsible. The one who commands the wolves. The path which lead him to work for the SS as we saw in previous flashbacks.


Good episode for sure. Setting up a lot of good story lines I think for the future. We can only wait and see what happens. Hopefully they don't forget about Pam. I really don't want to see the magistrate stake her. Loved seeing Sookie zap Cooter with her telepathic blast. Russel seemed thrilled as well which can't be a good thing.