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Last seen drunk off his ass on Fairy Blood. Eric drunk with super powers was way better than drunk Superman. The scene in the pond was one of my favorite of all time. I love how he snapped into protective mode when he saw Alcide. Then goes back to child like Eric uttering "I don't feel so good." Sookie telling Alcide to stop making that noise was classic. He can't help it, he's like Brian Griffin on Family Guy when he is around black people.


Sookie trying to get him to go to bed hit home for me. I was waiting for him to ask her to read him a story. Loved how she hushed Alcide after she shut the cubby door quietly as if she just got the baby to go down for the night.
Speaking of kids... Why was Terry so upset at little Rene's artwork. If I was him I'd be celebrating like this guy below after seeing the doll decapitation and now the Danny Torrence impression.

Also along the same lines, little Emma isn't Sam's daughter but having a kid def is not a deal breaker when it comes to Luna. She is amaze! I'd risk the werewolf babydaddy drama too. She had things "shifting" in my pants for sure. On the more dysfunctional side of things I have to admit while I have not been a big fan of Tommy, his conversations with his mom were priceless. First he showed up shouting "Mom, MOMMA" like Smokey from FRIDAY and then rambled on all proud of his new literacy. You knew Joe Lee was gonna be back at some point though. That guy creeps me out. How sick did Pam look in this scene? PRAYING she can get her grill fixed. Still wud I think even with the missing skin.
She was her usual sultry self dropping F bombs and asking Marnie "are you retarded?!" Then there's Marnie who just pissed off another powerful vampire then passed out like Bernie when the music stopped in Weekend at Bernie's 2. Jason delivered some of his best work to date as he pleaded for his release and talked about having "the sex" for the first time. Then he went all Dutch from Predator sharpening sticks and then attacking from the tree ala Jared Allen on Relentless Pursuit.
You gotta do a little more than rub some dirt on your chest though Jason to cover your scent. Jason is no more a Panther than Coach Eric Taylor is, but did you notice the chemistry between him and Jessica when she helped revive him? Booya! Poor Hoyt.

Poor Alcide also, always the GBF. Vampires always get the girls. It was like a mini Twilight scenario there with the Sookie, Alcide, Eric triangle. Lastly Mona helped Bill realize he's been tagging his great, great, great, grand daughter. In this world of "uncle daddy's" and "momma Kitties" I'm not so sure it's all that bad, but Bill went right back to his old go to Sookie. Yeah he was looking for Eric but I think he was also paying a little bootie call too. You notice how Bill is always looking for someone he lost. "Where's Eric...Where's Sookie!" Guy is a mess. I def would not let that dude hold my killa tape. Yo Bill...How you ain't got my shit when I let you hold it man?
Loved Andy asking for a Red Bull. That was great. Laffa's continued reluctance to buy into the whole witch thing cracks me up too. In the first attempt to channel the spirit he threw his hands in the air all sarcastically as if to say yeah yeah here's my magic bitch get on with it.

Next week looks like Godric is back and telling Eric to feed on Sookie, but it sounded like Bill's voice. So much went down can't wait to hear what you all think.

A few Quotes I loved and didn't mention above:

Hot Shot Chick: You're the best I ever had...NEXT!

Bill: Necromancy is no joke!

Nan: Remember Salem? We thought it was a big deal then, turned out it was just a bunch of neurotic Puritanettes that needed a good lay.