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Chop Suey Sookie! This week's True Blood opened with a Kung Pow!

"Gone, Gone, Gone" was great, great, great from the jump, where we saw Sookie deliver the true death to Mike Spencer with a side of white rice. Talk about "no more and then!"

Sookie has been through so much this season, I was glad to see her assert herself like that. The whole wanting to suck her toes in the line at the bank thing was forgivable, but when Mike came knocking to make a withdraw from her femoral artery, our girl had to vehemently deny that transaction and deny it she did.

Jason, meanwhile, delivered one of his best episodes to date.

While speaking with Kristin Bauer van Straten earlier this week, she mentioned how Ryan Kwanten's amazing skill as an actor often is overlooked because of the comedic nature of his character, but tonight we got to see his full range. As usual, we were treated to a number of hilarious Stackhouse moments too, like when he looked under the teddy bear's dress above while talking to Sookie or his comments in the professor's office "Hey imagine if someone could read all of these!"  - but his vulnerability was on full display any time it came to Hoyt.

"I love you Bubba? Followed by their road side encounter? I just wanted these two besties to quit fighting and make up.

Those have to be included on my list of most emotional True Blood Season 5 scenes, alongside Eric releasing Pam.

One small issue I had with the glamouring by Jessica, though, was that I felt like she should not have blinked or broken eye contact with Hoyt. I know I'm nitpicking, but I just thought it would have served to make the scene that much more intense. Her sniffing his hair (a.k.a. Mutedric's go to move) one last time though was very special and tugged hard at my heart strings.

What was probably anticipated by the show's makers as one of the episode's most intense moments - the destruction of Godric before Eric's eyes - didn't really shake me too much. Maybe it was because Lilith still seemed to only be a vision or hallucination produced by the ingesting of that blood; recall that Bill could not see her on the monitors.

Or maybe it was because of my faith in Godric and that he is too badass to let some vampire who prefers to cover herself in blood instead of blouses do him in like that. Can't a sister get a robe already? Not that I'm complaining. She should take some notes from Mystique though and hook up some vajazzle.

 I am not sold on Lilith nor do I think Eric was either after his apparent awakening. When he took a knee before Russell I was just waiting for him to crush the dude's hand like Superman did General Zod's.

It was interesting to hear Godric tell Nora how he had "evolved." Curious choice of words, considering Bill told Eric the same thing awhile back when his actions confounded the viking vamp. Bill certainly seemed to be under the spell of Lilith, though, didn't he? Where can I get one of those dope Authority logo sweaters he and Eric were sporting btw? Is that some members only sh-t or do they have like a pro shop in that lobby of theirs?

Maybe it will take Jessica to wake him up, a la Short Round in The Temple of Doom when he had to burn Indiana Jones with the torch to wake him from the dark spell of Mola Ram. "Kali Ma Shakti de! Kali Ma!!!"

Russell, meanwhile, had no issues with turning his back on Lilith and the Authority, what with their education reform and book club taking up all their time instead of fun. What a great scene that was as he flexed his three thousand year-old muscle and even let his German accent fly a little. That is like the third scene this season BTW where a B get's tossed around like a rag doll. Sookie by Pam first, then Pam by Elijah and now Salome by Russell, just in case anyone was keeping score at home.

What contrast to the earlier scenes he shared with Steve when they went out for "Greek." (Was I the only one who laughed at the sexual undertones of that choice of Russell's?)
Those poor brothers at the Gamma Kappa Tau house. I loved Katy Perry playing in the background though. Speaking of being "Wide Awake," while Russell waxed on about day walking, Steve had himself a pretty stellar episode on his own, highlighted by the scene where he scolded Emma for being in her human form. His asking her if she wanted Nigel to eat her made my list of best True Blood quotes from this week.

There had been some speculation that Elijah was possibly Warlow, but that theory went down the drain when Tara took him out with Ginger's help.

Speaking of Ginger, Pam should have turned her like yesterday, or at least given that woman a raise. She has been down town Julie Brown from day one when it has come to helping Pam out. I like Tara's resolve most of all, as did her maker from the look of it, as Pam once again gazed upon her progeny like a proud parent. After she of course scolded her for making a mess of her office. Pam's jacket was also amazingly fierce wasn't it?


Getting back to Russell and his plans to walk in the sun again: I found myself agreeing with Salome. Vampires are creatures of the night. Seeing them in a different medium would not sit well with this fang fan. Somethings are better left as they have always been, like the Smurfs. They just don't belong on the big screen walking amongst actual humans. Sorry, K. Perry.



It was nice to see Tank Girl get some new work wasn't it? We definitely have not seen the last of this B.

Moving on and looking forward, we didn't see anything from the werewolf population this week, so I am anticipating them having a big part in the remaining episodes. Lafayette kicked some ass and  finally made it through an hour without someone trying to sew his mouth shut or asking him to swallow a dead person's ghost, so that was nice. I also loved the bridesmaid walk he used on his way to serving Andy and Holly. I realized later that this scene was important because as i was made aware by a fellow fan, the preggers fairy we saw was the one who seduced Andy a while back and now looks to be carrying his love child.

Morella looked pretty dayum fine for being 500 years old with a bun in the oven and I'm pretty sure she knew it. Fans of Octomom's instructional video probably were hoping Morella would follow her lead and make her own version but this time from da'back. I added it to my Netflix cue under "fingers crossed." Did you catch the way she was sizing up Jason? Some guys have all the luck.

So what is the deal with this baby she is carrying. It will be half human and half fae like Sookie. Could it be she will offer it up to Warlow to spare Sookie? Is she working with Russell to create a crop of Fae babies they can harness like the machines in The Matrix did?

Scenes from next week made it look like Luna gets captured but I'm betting Sam frees Emma while sadly Luna is lost in the shuffle. At least we got one last Hershey kiss goodbye if it turns out to be so.

Lastly, what was the scene though showing Jessica and Jason in the grave? Is she going to turn him or are they just trying to spice things up in their love life? Get at me!