AYO Technology

The government, unlike 50 and J.T., aren't tired of using technology, as humans bit back this week on True Blood and showing their bite is as bad as their bark, courtesy of some new advanced weapons.

Indeed, the fragile peace between night and day walkers continued to dissolve on "The Sun," as we heard tales of torture by both parties. Man's capacity for cruelty has been well documented, but the blood bath in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese did well to remind us all vampires are not as civil as Bill, Eric, Jessica, etc.

People such as Governor Burrell had been planning for a time like this, but the Authority and those who blew up the True Blood factories made it a reality. In the grand scheme of things, losing Fangtasia ranks pretty low on the list of potential grievances, but Pam has every right to be as upset as she has been. Quite frankly, I'm shocked she and Nora have not squared off yet.

Probably my favorite quote of the episode:

Bon Temps may lack certain modern accoutrements, but when it comes to supernaturals, it is chock full. It was great to see Full House and Friday Night Lights alum Jurnee Smollett make her series debut, but I'm suspicious of her and her alleged cause.

She and her friends seemed a little too TMZ and less Civil Rights-oriented as they snapped pictures of Sam and Alcide fighting.

Speaking of Alcide, why did he have to go and spoil what looked like an amazing sleepover party with Lafayette and Emma? The scene of them playing dress up earlier in the episode was one of my favorites.

Given how slow time moves on the show, I'm pretty sure Alcide was still hopped up on the V he took to win the fight for pack master.  Hopefully he will come to his senses when it wears off... but he and that loud mouthed Danielle needed to check themselves. I can't wait to see Laffa give that were-bitch what's coming to her.

If things get too dark this season, all the writers need do is insert an Andy Bellefleur scene in his new father role to add some surefire levity to things.

Morella was nowhere to be found, but we did meet Ben, another fae. Sookie is no doubt going to fall for this fresh new face, but something about him had my Spider Sense a tingling. I wish Sookie had stuck to her guns and just kept walking when she saw him laying there in the bushes, but I did love how at first she was like, "nope, not today." 

It's funny when we are reminded that along with everything going on in her life, Sookie still has shifts to work at Merlotte's.

I wasn’t buying that whole “I blasted him” story, when she asked how he got away from the vampire who attacked him. It had me doing the ole People's Eyebrow... could he be working for Warlow?

Ben is definitely bad news, so Sookie will most assuredly hook up with him.

Perhaps the weirdest moment of the episode came during the fairy family reunion. Anyone else notice Grandpa Niall dumping salt into his mouth like it was ground up viagras?

Even with the help of her fairy grandfather and trigger-happy Jason, it sounds like they are going to need some help to take down the Rob Zombie look-alike, who broke on through to the other side on that bridge.

While Sookie was busy harnessing her light, Eric took it upon himself to try to infiltrate the governor's mansion. I loved everything about the scene where Eric posed as the Fish and Wildlife representative with the glasses, combed down hair and timid voice.

One of my favorite moments of the episode was the point where Eric's voice changed as he referenced what a "tough f-cking bird" the whooping crane is.

Burrell got him pretty good when he pretended to be glamoured - but Eric got his swagger back when he peaced out on the guards and flew away. It will be interesting to see what Eric's plans for Willa Burrell are.
Arlene delivered a couple of the episode's best quotes, but I hope her speech to Patrick's wife was convincing enough to put that story line to bed. I'm a little worried this arc and the whole civil rights angle with Sam could take away valuable screen time from others.
Jason should have every opportunity to deliver lines like the one where he compared his grandfather to "Bubba" Fett and to flash his hilarious looks like when he found out he wasn't a fairy prince.

Jessica had every right to be worried about Bill and to try and wake him up when he went into that catatonic state. I'm torn on this one though, as to whether or not I would want to wake up from a dream where I'm walking around with an entourage of naked albeit blood covered B's.

Warlow is most certainly the tyrant Lilith spoke to Bill about, but who will be the two who become one Nora read about in the Vampire Bible? When light and dark collide their salvation will be at hand. Maybe Bill and Sookie need to reunite somehow. I'm sure Bill will figure it out, preferably in time to save everyone before his vision of them all burning under the sun comes true.
Enough of me chewing the fat.

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Kill Bill

True Blood season 6 kicked off in the wake of Billith's resurrection as all hell broke loose. Eric was a gem as he helped Sookie escape a scene that was Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff.  The The relationship between Humans and Vampires was never tenable, but now it is donezo for realzo. Things in Louisiana are gonna get crazier than the night the Saints won the Super Bowl. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! Sam better double check the locks on Merlotte's unless he wants this guy stopping by for a reload.

Summer is here, but don't expect to see Pam-cakes at the beach anytime soon.

Did you notice Tara zipping up her fly when she and Pam rejoined the crew? We've seen turbo hips before from Eric, but T & P looked like they had just had a fast and furious turbo lips session.

 

 

Pam won't be inviting Eric's sister to any clam bakes anytime soon, that's for sure.

Eric is being pulled in all kinds of different directions by his females. No one ever said Pimpin' was easy, but he might pop his top if this keeps up. Sookie rescinding his invitation probably was a nice load off his back. Like Forrest Gump once said, "One less thing." No he can focus on more important matters like...

Jason was so amped up, he took a ride from a stranger that low and behold actually appeared to be his parents killer. It was pretty evident to everyone I think that, that dude was a Grade A creep. Jason has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer, and after all the mind raping, he was even more worse for wear.







 Jason's commentary about how his parents have gotten kind of racist and scary since going to heaven was priceless, as was the Sixth Sense reference. Perhaps the best Jason-ism though was when he said Sookie was going to send him to the Bunny Ranch, when he meant I think. to say the Funny Farm. There's a BIG difference between the kind of therapy that goes on at those two places.
Best laugh of the night though went to Sheriff Andy when he awoke to see his four baby girls all growns up.

 I liked Luna very much and had hoped she and Sam could have made a go at a semi normal life, as much as can be for two shifters in a supernatural laden world. She will be missed, but Laffa Poppins was a great stand in. His middle name might be "wrong place at the wrong time," but he was a lot more on his game when it came to consoling little Emma than I would have been after taking down half a bottle of Cuervo. Cook it up Laffa!

Governor Burrell definitely had me raising an eyebrow or two as to what exactly his angle is. He is as slippery a politician as they come. I wouldn't be surprised if he let the True Blood exec use that bottling plant so he can somehow sneak in and poison the well at some point.
Now lets get to what I know Laffa Brown wants to discuss. The perks of being pack master. Sure Alcide had to dig on that dead guy's arm, but I'd eat my own leg if it meant getting to roll in woods with Rikki and Danielle.

Great start to the season. There will be plenty to talk about I have a feeling.