Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Kill Bill

True Blood season 6 kicked off in the wake of Billith's resurrection as all hell broke loose. Eric was a gem as he helped Sookie escape a scene that was Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff.  The The relationship between Humans and Vampires was never tenable, but now it is donezo for realzo. Things in Louisiana are gonna get crazier than the night the Saints won the Super Bowl. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! Sam better double check the locks on Merlotte's unless he wants this guy stopping by for a reload.

Summer is here, but don't expect to see Pam-cakes at the beach anytime soon.
Did you notice Tara zipping up her fly when she and Pam rejoined the crew? We've seen turbo hips before from Eric, but T & P looked like they had just had a fast and furious turbo lips session.
 
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Pam won't be inviting Eric's sister to any clam bakes anytime soon, that's for sure.
Eric is being pulled in all kinds of different directions by his females. No one ever said Pimpin' was easy, but he might pop his top if this keeps up. Sookie rescinding his invitation probably was a nice load off his back. Like Forrest Gump once said, "One less thing." No he can focus on more important matters like...
Jason was so amped up, he took a ride from a stranger that low and behold actually appeared to be his parents killer. It was pretty evident to everyone I think that, that dude was a Grade A creep. Jason has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer, and after all the mind raping, he was even more worse for wear.




 Jason's commentary about how his parents have gotten kind of racist and scary since going to heaven was priceless, as was the Sixth Sense reference. Perhaps the best Jason-ism though was when he said Sookie was going to send him to the Bunny Ranch, when he meant I think. to say the Funny Farm. There's a BIG difference between the kind of therapy that goes on at those two places.
Best laugh of the night though went to Sheriff Andy when he awoke to see his four baby girls all growns up.

 I liked Luna very much and had hoped she and Sam could have made a go at a semi normal life, as much as can be for two shifters in a supernatural laden world. She will be missed, but Laffa Poppins was a great stand in. His middle name might be "wrong place at the wrong time," but he was a lot more on his game when it came to consoling little Emma than I would have been after taking down half a bottle of Cuervo. Cook it up Laffa!

Governor Burrell definitely had me raising an eyebrow or two as to what exactly his angle is. He is as slippery a politician as they come. I wouldn't be surprised if he let the True Blood exec use that bottling plant so he can somehow sneak in and poison the well at some point.
Now lets get to what I know Laffa Brown wants to discuss. The perks of being pack master. Sure Alcide had to dig on that dead guy's arm, but I'd eat my own leg if it meant getting to roll in woods with Rikki and Danielle.

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Great start to the season. There will be plenty to talk about I have a feeling.






2 comments:

  1. It's back!!!! The best blog on the block yo. Jell, great GIFs per usual. The knocked up one from the end is probably my fave. Pause- why are you not covering it for TVF? Or did Matt just take over for one week? Yours are obviously better.

    So let's get down to bid-ness. I really enjoyed all the post-Billith destruction mayhem. Northman rolling up in that suburban like let's blow this hot dog stand. Pam and Nora baring fangs. Totally caught Tara zipping up those hideouso jeans. I don't know what's up with Eric and Pam's tension but I don't like it. Sookie will always try and do the right thing even when soaked head to toe in blood and guts.

    J-Stackhouse is starting to ramble like he's on V again but it is hilarious. I think he would clear his head and do better therapeutically at the Bunny Ranch...As for who was in the car, I think it was his and Sook's Faery Godfather. They cast someone I read. But maybe Warlow was disguised as him and can shift into him? But also if it was Warlow wouldn't he have bitten Jason immediately?

    Interesting to see Jess stand by Bill. I'd be too scared to defy him at this point. He is after all, her only family in her post human life.

    Alcide is on a power trip and boy is he gonna enjoy it! Laffa Poppins is the truth. And Andy needs to have a meeting with the cast of Teen Mom, even if he's a full fledge adult, he's just as clueless.

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  2. @LeighCourt Andy as clueless as the cast of Teen Mom...HILARIOUS! And so very true.

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