Cry Me A River

Before we get started does anyone else have to cry? Go ahead, get it out of your system because I'm over it. True Blood became True Boo Hoo this week and to be honest I was on the verge of tears myself in the first 15 minutes with Tara's over acting, Bill looking like a strung out Ray Liotta in "Goodfellas" and Sookie's delusional talk about how she and Bill's relationship has been "one long blood fight." Poor Sookie has been listening to too much Jordin Sparks asking "why does love always feel like a battlefield.?" She has been waiting for it all to end so she and Bill could start a life like a normal couple and fill out the pages of her scrap book. (That was ridiculous btw) Hate to break it to you Sook...It never ends. Relationships are always a "blood fight." Thankfully the episode finished stronger than it started and left me wanting more as usual.

Loved how the Queen is pissed off about the lack of closet space at Russel's.
Talbot is none too happy about the new room mate. He is at his limit what with, Franklin's brains not washing off the linens, having to bury werewolves beneath the gazebo and finding out "that bitch Sookie Stackhouse" staked Lorena. He has had enough excitement thank you very much. He goes as far as to destroy some of Russel's treasures but Eric stops him when he picks up his father's Viking crown.

Russel is acting like a century old child Talbot says, but he still delivers some great lines like when Debbie laments to him about Cooter getting shot. He tells her "oh he died a hero honey."
Classic.

The "Were-Bitch" Debbie calls Sookie a "C." Russel does not disagree, but he adds that she is a special "C" nevertheless.

Tara has a wet shower dream about her former captor. Apparently she is still haunted by what happened but she seemed to be liking her some Franklin in the shower before she woke up. Arlene does not sleep as soundly. She dreams about Renee, who tells her their baby is going to finish what he started.

Later we see her interviewing the new waitress Holly who says The Chili's she used to work at had a vampire bus boy. "He was real fast." She shocks Arlene when she notices that she's is pregnant. Interesting little moment there. Is this Holly some sort of "thing" as well.

Along the same lines we learn that Lafayette has "great power" apparently. His Mom and Jesus both see it. Lala's mom was a riot. "I gotta pee Jesus I'll be right back...TV's all f-gs, murderers and ho's...where's the clicker." Lafa is right though, waving a kitchen knife at someone is a hell of a way to show them you care, but Jesus seems adamant that his new BF's energy can go dark on him if he's not careful.

More crying, Sookie while sun bathing, Tommy after his mom leaves.


This Tommy is really a pit bull though. The blonde cougar at the bar definitely seemed to think so. He goes after Hoyt and then steps right in when Felton and Calvin are hassling Sam about Crystal's whereabouts.
Felton makes it known that he is aware that Sam and Tommy are shifters. It was an epic showdown between two shifters and whatever the hell the other two guys are.










We see one of their buddies chewing up Bambi when Jason went there to crack some skulls.

Hadley emerges from the Queen's bedroom after she was finished getting gnawed on herself. Eric (who we see once again has the bleeds) gives her a message to deliver to Sookie. She tells her cousin that "Russel is coming for you. Don't trust Bill"
She hopes Sookie can forgive her. Sookie asks for what, then I think she heard her say "I already told them that you're my fault." At least that's what I think I heard.
Debbie ends up coming with her wolf pals and while Eric and Jessica handle the males, Sookie tangles upstairs with Debbie. Sookie seems to like the action as well as tasting her own blood which is still mostly Bill's at this point and giving her strength. I did not realize Debbie was a werewolf herself. I was surprised when we saw her change into the white wolf and run away.

Jessica is Bills Fault one could say, but he tries to make up for lost time and teach her some vampire moves like Morpheus does Neo. The scene had a sort of Keanu Reeves montage as later Bill tells Jessica it's over between him and Sookie. She exclaims "No Way?!" To which Bill replies "Way." Bill was Morpheus to Jessica's Neo. Jessica again channels a Keanu character, this time quoting a line from Ted Theodore Logan. Then Bill channels Bill S. Preston Esquire with his response. And funny enough the same actor, Alex Winter, played a vampire in 1987's "The Lost Boys."











Speaking of lost boys, Eric takes his first step toward vengeance as he stakes Talbot in the back sending Russel into a roar of anger and hurt. Probably because the last thing he said to his beloved was "oh poor Talbot are your diamond slippers chaffing?"
Bill is spared a beat down after asking Russel if he is a coward or just lazy. Nice of Bill though to potentially sacrifice himself to save Jessica. Man she was fast when she ran away from Swayze only to later catch him and drain his F list celebrity ass.


And to stay on the subject of ass, Sookie and Bill get down once again culminating in what appeared to be mutual orgasmic choke holds. Oxygen deprivation can be rather stimulating, so I'm told, but you need to make sure you have a spotter. I was happy to see the two were practicing "safe sex."

We started slow in a sea of tears, but ended up in a wash of other bodily fluids this week. Another good episode all in all. The Tommy and Sam story line is gaining momentum I think. Jessica looked in the fight scene. Arlene is carrying Satan's spawn