Monday, July 1, 2013

Burning Man

Is there no end to Eric Northman's charm?

Whether it was a case of Stockholm Syndrome, or his utter indifference, Willa Burrell most certainly had a thing for her captor as the two cozied up in Ginger's coffin on "You're No Good."
The opening scene slipped my mind at first after watching the rest of the episode, but it should not be overlooked. Eric discussed tearing her up sexually and what it would do to her father. It wasn't clear if she was frozen with fear or anticipation, but I think it is safe to say after seeing later scenes, that it was the latter.

Willa's mom left the governor for a vampire, and her daughter seems to be turned on much in the same way. Eric is using her for leverage, but if he isn't careful, he might start developing feelings for this human much like he did Sookie.





Poor Ginger, when it comes to her loyalty, she is pretty ride or die. Can't Eric throw some turbo hips at her for all she's done over the years?

Eric was smart not to listen to either Tara or Pam, though, as Willa proved to be a good source of intel. Even if Eric finds the camp, any good he does will be short-lived, considering the government will surely just build others, if they haven't already. Luckily Bill seemed to be on the path to discovering a more long-term remedy that would help humans and vampires coexist. But what's the saying? You can't bake a cake without breaking a few eggs?
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After nearly walking himself to the true death, Bill had an epiphany it seemed. Coexisting in the daylight may be the road to salvation. Along with the professor Jessica was sent to seduce, Bill seemed fixated on finding a way to synthesize a new brand of True Blood, one infused with the same quality fairy blood possesses that enables vampires to walk in the sunlight. So cue the return of Yessica as she was sent to go seduce Professor Hiro Takahashi (who I can't for the life of me remember what he has been in before.)
 
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It shouldn't have shocked anyone to see Sookie deny Bill a sample of her blood, but his "you are dead to me" response did catch me off guard. Fortunately for Sookie, Bill won't be pressuring her further, not after he discovered Andy's new family and the scent of their fairy blood. I hope he takes just what he needs and doesn't massacre them like Warlow did the fae at the club.

Speaking of which: were we really supposed to believe Ben spent the entire night searching in vain for that field? I am still a tad suspicious that he might be helping Warlow. The fact Sookie can feel him in her head unlike anyone else also gave me cause for concern.

Sookie, we know, can at least defend herself, but mixed up in this whole supernatural sh-t show still is Jason. Concussions or not, those headaches he was having are not the sort conventional medicine can cure. What do you think is plaguing our boy?

Sam is no doubt still suffering from a broken heart at the loss of Luna, but he hasn't even had time to grieve, what with trying to get Emma back. Lucky for him, he is not alone. I loved when Lafayette refused to let Sam take this challenge on by himself, sighting how when no one else would give him a shot, Sam did. Lafayette continued to make the most of his still limited screen time especially in the scene where he tried to help Nicole's weenie man from PENN.
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Competition for scenes was made even more intense this week with the return of Holly Cleary and Sarah Newlin. The first shared some cute scenes with Andy as he taught her how to shoot, while feebly trying to stay made at him and keep his daughter's from reading her thoughts.
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Sarah was less forgiving when she came face to face with her ex. She did look stunning as ever though and full of self empowerment now that she has made it on her own.
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With Steve apparently not long for the world, I wonder if she will go looking for Jason to settle some old scores as well. Or maybe just for an old fashioned romp. It has been too long since the flatbed of his truck has seen some action.

Finally, we were left wondering along with Eric and Pam where Tara had run off to with Willa. Tara knew having her around was only going to make trouble for them. Tara wants Pam to herself, but Pam won't ever leave Eric. They have too much history as seen by the touching exchange at Fangtasia.
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7 comments:

  1. Took me about 30 mins to figure it out (he's not listed on IMDB) but isn't Professor Takahashi, Mr. Wu from Deadwood? :)

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  2. Sarah Newlin, WELCOME BACK. I saw those stilettos with the spikes on them, bitch means business. She seriously needs to reunite with Jason because I don't like a celibate, ill-feeling Jason. I'm gonna get real tired of this "stay in the house while we chase Warlow" biz. Also can Niall not smell the difference between Nora and Warlow? That's weird. Agreed on the fact that Sookie should be wary of Ben, but you know she won't. She's gonna get it on with her first warm-blooded mammal.

    Eric is just top notch this season. Hoping he gives Willa the "thunder hips" because that scene in the coffin was like HELLO. Not gonna lie, the idea of anyone sticking it to Ginger makes me relatively nauseated. She is such a WBH I can't even...there's no other way to describe it. Tara and Pam need to chill the F OUT because Eric knows how to run shit and that's all there is to it.

    Pretty pleased where Bill's character is headed. If I have to see that blood covered B and her bush again, I'm gonna gag. They insist on always showing it! Also nothing she says makes sense and it takes her too long to make her point. Bill and Jess as a team is what's up.

    Laffa and Sam I'm happy with. Alcide and his were b's need to take it down a notch. How long does it take to come off of V ingested via cannibalism?

    Feels good to be back on the boards. Laffa welcome back from Italy my friend!

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  3. YES! Nicole that is exactly right! TY. Great great call. "Cocksucka, Swearengen!!" Loved that show.

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  4. LeighCourt, someone pointed out to me how Willa was about to lick Eric's EAR BLOOD. That was lost on me at first.

    Also not sure if Mutedric is going to chime in, but I know he saw Andy doing the old hair sniff while teaching Holly how to shoot.

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  5. So im sure that this is going to be a reoccurring these throughout this season (till the war comes) but this is EASILY my favorite part of the episodes, and looky here, leigh courtney (miss u boo) is back in the building AND we have a special new guest!!! (who ha already proven herself to be outrageously more vaulble and insightful than me (which I guess really isn’t saying much)….so right off the bat I can tell u, I think that this episode was mediocre at best but if its setting the table for the war than im all for it.

    It goes without saying that we all knew that bill’s sht was gonna go up like the wildfires in Texas but I do like that “the phoenix w/ da Peni*” is finally starting to test the limit fences of his power to see what he can or cant do, there is no question that he will be the deciding factor in the war against the humans. Belee dat (the GIF GAME this year is ten times stronger than ever btw, Talladega). From the looks of it, andy beflours grousome foursome is gonna be the fuel that helps the vamps see the light which is kinda sad but it will be great to see bill use the governers new plants to harvest the out so I guess that jell is rt…..we MAKIN this omlette!


    I promised myself that I wouldn’t get involved but this is the one comment I will make about Ben…its not that he was/is helping warlow it’s the combo that 1.) he’s a moron and 2.) sookie left him with “….ummm yeah its just a few MILES up there somewhere” I mean wtf kind of directions are those?..THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS! That was one of the things that really upset me btw…..here’s another;

    when nora has been reading the bible I was like “what happened to them getting the bleeds when they were up in the saytime…she was up all day studying the vamper bible and nothing…Eric runs a lil over his bedtime and has it coming out the ears?...come on yo.

    Anyway nothing brings me more joy than seeing the brat pack get slaughter by the wolves (and I do so love what alcide is throwing down these days) but isit just me or has anyone noticed that same has some SERIOUS jungle fever?? EVERY b that he’s go after (with the exception of sookie is “not white” no? Tara, luna, this b…I mean I respect the ish out of that move….YOU GO BOY!


    Sarah Newlin is about to “let me get inmy zone, don’t let me get in my zone!”…as she was looking GOOD…I would imagine she wont make it long thos as at the end of the day who really gives an eff abt her rt? Js, I will go ahead and agree with you all that the new lame cooky, bubba fett like, non fairy but still kinda fairy celibate Jason is really harshing my buzz with that said I DO LOVE THAT NEW LOUISANA TEE SHIRT (js)


    (Ps-“ Poor Ginger, when it comes to her loyalty, she is pretty ride or die. Can't Eric throw some turbo hips at her for all she's done over the years?”….YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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  6. This show is as progressive a show there is when it comes to relationships, which I love. Interracial, same sex, inter-supernaturals, you name it True Blood has got it. And Sam is straight doing it you're right about that LaffaBizzle. If you are an attractive exotic female residing in the greater Bon Temps area, chances are Sam is going to be all up in your guts. French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe, even caramel sundaes is gettin touched when Mr. Merlotte is on the prowl.

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  7. HA!!!!!!! respect the Wu refernce.....i already feel better about this conversation

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