"Fantastico"

SO as much as I have enjoyed the distance between Bill and Sookie this season, I did like being reminded how he can always feel when she is in danger. But things are different between them now, and Bill was a little too busy trying to figure out the key to vampire salvation, so he sent his new errand boy Warlow to save Sookie.

Was it me or was that the same lake Eric went swimming in when he was all whacked in the head?

I really don't like it when the spirits mouth rape my man Lafayette, so thank you Warlow for blasting Sookie's racist dad out of him. BUT, why didn't Sookie just do that herself in the first place?

Back at the Vamp Concentration Camp, Eric and Pam were supposed to do battle, but they had other plans as they showed off their Matrix moves and turned the tables on the LAVTF and made Steve Newlin pee his pants.

            
Sam and Nicole didn't mind knockin boots while poor Emma was in the other room. Things should probably heat up between those two now that they are on the ruin and all alone. I can see Sam going where overboard on this one.

At least Alcide finally calmed down after Telling Sam to be gone and stay gone a la Marcellus Wallace. "So wait, we need to leave this supernatural cesspool and never come back?"

Alcide needs to come down off his high horse and start getting busy with his female pack members. Take a page out of your pop's book there big boy. Some fried chicken and a couple hours with that
Were-proski Jerry (played by Stacy Haiduk in case anyone was wondering) would do Alcide some good.

In the feel good moment of the episode, Andy's daughter #4 finally go a name. Adeline-Braylon-Charlene-Danica Bellefleur has a nice ring to it.

And in what was for many the worst part of the episode, Terry got glamoured and enjoyed a few hours of freedom from all the toys in his attic, only to take a shot to the neck from his old war buddy. Fan reaction to this has large in part been:

But to be honest, as I always am when it comes to the blood, I was sort of like...

 

So I am pretty sure I called the whole poisoning True Blood plot when the governor opened up that bottling plant, but I did not anticipate this creepy ass Doctor who is TB's version of Joseph Mengele.

Did you catch his description of the virus and how is can be spread?

"Our virus can be spread a number of ways. By ingestion, copulation- both vaginal and anal and by the old fashioned injection. " 

Speaking of copulation, I'm glad they didn't let that one fly over Jason's head without noting so.

There are few bigger Deborah Ann Woll fans than me, but even I didn't want to see her and Abercrombie Vampire have to get down like that on display. Although I am pretty sure they will behind closed doors at some point.

Speaking of fukkin. Did you notice during her danger whore moment with Warlow, that Sookie also gets down with her socks on like her brother?  There has been a lot of debate as to whether or not this was a dream or not. I am leaning toward dream.

Lafa turned in yet another great episode each time we got to see him.

But the most ride or die moment had to be when Bill used his jedi powers to have those guards all shoot themselves before eventually ripping off the governor's head. Just the way he walked in was one of the most epic scenes I can recall.

He reminded me a bit of Christ Tucker in Rush Hour.

Last but not least, Eric was on point as he broke his girls out of their cells. Even while walking around with the arm of some dead B, he never loses his whimsy.

Not even when he walks in on the bottling of liquid death meant to eradicate his kind which is why I titled this week's post as such.



Get at me with your thoughts.