She's a STACK...HOUSE

Sookie battles Nazi Werewolves from outer space? Big Foot is real and hiding out at the North Pole with Santa? Not exactly but we learn the werewolves were being leased to Uncle Adolf by their vampire Master as Eric ascertains in the flashback scene. The flashback also brought Godric back which was a treat especially since he provided this blog with it's name.

Jessica seeks out the advice of Pam on how to properly drain a victim and or dispose of the body if she goes too far. Pam hits us with her usual but fantastic dry and sarcastic delivery and apparently tells Jessica she needs to invoke Leatherface and chainsaw that body up.

Tommy Mickens isn't exactly thrilled like Arnold Schwarzenegger was in Twins when he finds out he has a brother. He makes it no secret that he is not a fan of Sam's, but when he goes all Steve Miller Band and "flies like and eagle" off the road leaving Sam to get got by that oncoming truck, he sort of puts on exclamation point on that sentiment.

Terry goes John Locke and help Sookie track the man/werewolf in the woods that was stalking her. Already armed with his "diploma from anger management" he decides to give Sooki a hand gun asking first if she knows how to use it. Sookie fires back "I ain't that blonde!"

Lafayette takes Tara to visit his mother and the very patient nurse "Jesus." Ruby yells to him as he is leaving the room, "wetback!" The Mexican Greg Focker just smiles and walks away. Classic. Lafayette tells Tara they need to look out for the darkness in their blood and he makes sure she's pickin up what he's puttin down... "Is u feelin me? (I'm feelin you) We clear? (Clear)"

Andy gives Jason a ride home as Jason excitedly notes, "I ain't ever ridden in the front seat before!" Loved when he grabbed the radio and tried to talk to head quarters. Jason tackles a meth dealer but I think we all wanted him to take down that mysterious chick running around in the woods. Loved when Andy tells Jason he's "prettier than most girls."

Bill dines with Russel and Talbot is Mississippi, but it very well might be mistaken for a summer house on Fire Island from the looks of things there. Lorena shows up in her riding gear and Bill sends her packing in a ball of flames. Earlier Bill thrashes some werewolves but sadly this was the biggest let down for me of the episode. I gotta think Bill compton can give Edward Cullen a run for his money in the vampire fight department. That was a big opportunity misses I feel.

Tara gets into it with some red necks and the new vamp in town Franklin. We can assume that it was him we saw earlier breaking into Bill's house. Creepy dude but I loved seeing Tara let out some of her aggression on those two hill billy's. THIS IS FOR EGGS!!!

Eric comes to protect Sookie and you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. Sookie can play hard to get with Eric all she wants but when he lays down the law she always seems to bend to his will. Nothing more about the shower scene dream with Bill and Sam, but things do seem to be pushing Eric and Sookie closer together.